I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
Contributed by: Zaady
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it.
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