Fred Allen

1894 - 1956

A Quote by Fred Allen on names and trouble

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on creation, justice, and style

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on people

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on justice

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on decisions and men

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on good

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on growth, presidency, and vices

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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A Quote by Fred Allen on worry

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If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it.

Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

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