When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Contributed by: Keshalyi
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Contributed by: meaghan
If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
Contributed by: Zaady
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