Fran Lebowitz

A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on drugs, illness, impossibility, love, pleasure, reality, and romance

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on people and religion

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on football, good, interest, play, and women

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on success

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Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on good and people

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on animals, certainty, and conversation

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on children

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on life and sleep

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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

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