Fran Lebowitz

A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on fran lebowitz

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Fran Lebowitz

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on child

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying !.

Fran Lebowitz

Source: My scrap book

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on child

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying !.

Fran Lebowitz

Source: My scrap book

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz

"If you don't experience your life, you are not going to come up with solutions for anything. Every intention, every achievement has come out of dissatisfaction, not serenity. No one ever said, "Things are perfect. Let's invent fire." Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on clock, godmother, godchild, and calculator

I am not personally a parent.  But I do have two godchildren and am expecting a third.  I am naturally concerned for their future.  If I ruled the world you could bet your boots that none of them would ever set their eyes on any such contraptions as digital clocks and pocket calculators.  But alas, I do not rule the world and that, I am afraid, is the story of my life - always a godmother, never a God.

Fran Lebowitz

Source: Metropolitan Life

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on kids

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I must take issue with the term "a mere child", for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Fran Lebowitz

Source: Metropolitan Life

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on animals

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My favorite animal is steak.

Fran Lebowitz

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on address, location, and place

Nothing succeeds like address.

Fran Lebowitz

Source: Metropolitan Life

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on balance, diet, and food

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

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A Quote by Fran Lebowitz on drugs, illness, impossibility, love, pleasure, reality, and romance

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Fran Lebowitz

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