It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.
Contributed by: Zaady
The proliferation of support groups suggests that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmother.
Source: Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye (St. Martin’s Press)
Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him.
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