Evan Esar

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.

Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Canada's climate is nine months of winter and three months late in the fall.