Erma Bombeck

1927 - 1996

A Quote by Erma Bombeck on death and football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally brain dead.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on civilization and humor

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on compliments, death, and food

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on food

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on doctors and plants

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on dreams, loneliness, and time

Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on family

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on happiness, laughter, marriage, needs, and people

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on jobs

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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on automobiles and birth

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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