It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.
Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
Contributed by: Zaady
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally brain dead.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Source: Mark and Barbara Hall Collection.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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