Erma Bombeck

1927 - 1996

A Quote by Erma Bombeck on jobs

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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on creativity, graduation, mathematics, and schools

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on women

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on death and family

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on death and football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally brain dead.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on civilization and humor

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on compliments, death, and food

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on food

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on doctors and plants

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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A Quote by Erma Bombeck on automobiles and birth

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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