People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
Elayne Boosler
Contributed by: Dr. Ron
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Contributed by: Zaady
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?