Elayne Boosler

A Quote by Elayne Boosler on birth, pool, delivery, pregnancy, and obstetrician

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Dr. Ron

A Quote by Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Elayne Boosler on body, justice, and women

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Elayne Boosler on cats, love, and women

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Elayne Boosler on country, depression, men, thinking, and women

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Elayne Boosler on divorce and people

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Elayne Boosler

Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Elayne Boosler

Contributed by: Zaady

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