Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)
Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate
Contributed by: Zaady
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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