Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)
Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate
Contributed by: Zaady
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
One way to get high blood-pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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