Earl Wilson

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

One way to get high blood-pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.