Earl Wilson

1907 - 1987

A Quote by Earl Wilson on automobiles and caring

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on baseball and parenthood

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on debt, love, and world

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on experience and mistakes

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on future, generations, money, and shame

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on doctors and good

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on gossip

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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on bachelors, balance, and women

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on women

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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on mountains

One way to get high blood-pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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