Earl Wilson

1907 - 1987

A Quote by Earl Wilson on future, generations, money, and shame

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on doctors and good

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on gossip

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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on husbands, police, study, and women

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on automobiles and caring

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on baseball and parenthood

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on debt, love, and world

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

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A Quote by Earl Wilson on automobiles

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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A Quote by Earl Wilson

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.

Earl Wilson (1907 - 1987)

Source: Field Newspaper Syndicate

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