I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Douglas Noel Adams (1952 - 2001)
Contributed by: Zaady
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Source: Mostly Harmless, 1992
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 1980
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, 1980
In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that's got it wrong . . . reality is frequently inaccurate.
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor at least no one worth speaking of.
Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place. It is in fact very easy.
Source: Fenchurch in So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light except for bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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