Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. 

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening with you'd have preferred to talk."

Some of the world's greatest feats were accompanied by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.