Dick Allen

If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it. Complaining about artificial turf.

I once loved this game. But after being traded four times, I realize that it's nothing but a business. I treat my horses better than the owners treat us.

Your body is like a bar of soap. The more you use it, the more it wears down.

I wish they'd shut the gates and let us play ball with no press and no fans.