David Letterman

1947 -

A Quote by David Letterman on tv, television, new york, new york city, and cbs

Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?

David Letterman (1947 -)

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A Quote by David Letterman on books, history, presidency, war, and writing

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

David Letterman (1947 -)

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A Quote by David Letterman on justice and trying

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

David Letterman (1947 -)

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A Quote by David Letterman on cities and liberty

It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.

David Letterman (1947 -)

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A Quote by David Letterman on presidency

Items in President Clinton's Medical File: #5. Soreness in lower back from years of flip-flopping.

David Letterman (1947 -)

Source: 'Top Ten' list, 1996

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A Quote by David Letterman on people and sharing

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

David Letterman (1947 -)

Source: 1995

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A Quote by David Letterman on worth

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

David Letterman (1947 -)

Source: 1994

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A Quote by David Letterman on justice and time

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to-minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.

David Letterman (1947 -)

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