Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz
Source: Snoopy in Peanuts, United Feature Syndicate
Contributed by: Zaady
A real friend is someone who knows all your faults, but likes you anyway.
Source: Charlie Brown in Peanuts, United Feature Syndicate
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Source: Charlie Brown, in Peanuts, United Feature Syndicate
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Source: Linus van Pelt in Peanuts,, United Feature Syndicate
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
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