Charles J. Sykes

Your school may have done away with winners and the losers. Life hasn't. In some schools, they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answers. Failing grades have been abolished...This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life...

Flipping burgers is not below your dignity. Your grandparents had a different name for burger flipping. They called it opportunity.