Charles Barkley

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

On hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating." My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

I don't believe athletes should be role models. . . . We're a one-shot deal, one in a million, so we should be the least likely role models. . . . I think one of the problems in society today is that we don't stress education enough, because we glorify athletes, actors and actresses.