It's not just a good idea, it's the law. 186,000 miles per second.
Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Source: Bumper Sticker
Contributed by: Zaady
Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.
No planning - we eat, sleep and avoid eighteen-wheelers.
There's no government like no government.
Source: Bumper sticker, seen in Berkeley, CA
The moral majority is neither.
I don't care what you love, what your other car is, or what you'd rather be doing.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for.
It is never too late to have a happy childhood.