Bill Vaughan

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.

The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.