Bill Hoest

A Quote by Bill Hoest on trying

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I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Bill Hoest

Source: when a journalist asked him if he was happy

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A Quote by Bill Hoest on divorce, husbands, and simplicity

Husband at the bar: "I wanted to keep it simple, but she wanted a big divorce with reporters, photographers, witnesses. . . ."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

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