Bill Hoest

A Quote by Bill Hoest on divorce, husbands, and speech

Husband at the bar: "I used to have a speech impediment but we got divorced."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on diet, husbands, and losing

Husband at the bar: "Loretta's losing five pounds a week on her new diet. I figure I'll be rid of her completrely in about ten months."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on books, day, diet, husbands, justice, and wives

Husband to his wife: "You could lose a lot of weight if you'd just carry all your diet books around the block once a day."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on justice and needs

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

Bill Hoest

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands, questions, and wives

Husband to his wife: "Do I want dinner? Is this a trick question?"

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on friendship, husbands, life, and wives

Husband to his wife in the living room of friends: "We really have to be going. That casserole you served made us sick."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands and wives

Husband to his wife: "You think I'm right? . . . Maybe I'd better rephrase that."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands, popularity, time, and wives

Husband to his wife: "I know you've been a model wife, but it's been a long time since your model was popular."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on communication, husbands, marriage, problems, and wives

Marriage counselor to husband & wife: "The problem, as I see it, is communication. You'll have to find a way to avoid it"

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bill Hoest on husbands and wives

Husband to his wife at the dinner table: "Well, at least now we know what your specialty isn't."

Bill Hoest

Source: The Lockhorns, a cartoon

Contributed by: Zaady

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