Live each day as if it were your last...because one day, you'll be right!
Source: The Benny Hill Show monologue
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Contributed by: Zaady
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