Those who think it is ok to tell a white lie will soon go color blind.
Austin O'Malley (1858 - 1932)
Source: Fouke Panther's Bullitin
Contributed by: kayliboo
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Contributed by: blue dragon
Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
Contributed by: Zaady
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
An Englishman thinks, seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an Irishman, afterward.
Truth lives in the cellar; error on the doorstep.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
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