Arthur Tugman

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

The Ark Rodent

When Noah landed after the storm
He was so happy, he stuttered as he prayed
"Thank you God for giving me A Ra ... Rat"

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Brassiere


Grandaughter's bud in bloom
Thinks by stuffing training bra
She can make it flower

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Slot Machines

Single-handedly  one armed bandits rob us

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Misfortune


It's tragic the way we're killing ourselves over indulgences
It's magic though, when we outlive those influences

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

It's tragic the way we allow cancer to kill us in the height of living
But it's traffic in the hands of road rage that makes us want to kill

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Darwinism


Every new generation makes the same discovery

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

The Beauty Of It


No science can move mankind by chance
It takes art to motivate us by, encounter

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Student Workforce

Education, is a learning experience
Employment puts it all into practice

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Struggles

Face your fear and you'll be ready to
Fight for your future

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

A Quote by Edgar Arthur Tugman

 

Indian-giver


It's not OK to go back on your word
But you should be allowed to break it
Just as long as you do it with a (-) hyphen

Arthur Tugman

Contributed by: Arthur

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