He said it was artificial respiration but now I find I'm to have his child.
Anthony Burgess (1917 - 1994)
Source: Inside Mr. Enderby, 1963.
Contributed by: Zaady
Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
Source: Inside Mr. Enderby, ch. 2, sct. 1, 1963.
Blockbusting fiction is bought as furniture. Unread, it maintains its value. Read, it looks like money wasted. Cunningly, Americans know that books contain a person, and they want the person, not the book.
Source: You've Had Your Time, ch. 2, 1990.
Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay.
Source: Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File, a collection of quotations from the Internet.
Art is dangerous. It is one of the attractions: when it ceases to be dangerous you don't want it.
Source: Face, London, December 1984.
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