There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)
Contributed by: Lizzyl
Alliance (noun)In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply in each others pockets that neither can seperately plunder a third.
Source: The Devil's Dictionary
Contributed by: Pierre
POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Contributed by: Steve
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
Source: Not Your Average Dictionary
Contributed by: Zaady
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
Cannibal, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
Source: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
The covers of this book are too far apart.
There's nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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