There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)
Contributed by: Lizzyl
Alliance (noun)In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply in each others pockets that neither can seperately plunder a third.
Source: The Devil's Dictionary
Contributed by: Pierre
POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Contributed by: Steve
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
Source: Not Your Average Dictionary
Contributed by: Zaady
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Cannibal, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
Source: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
The covers of this book are too far apart.
There's nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
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