If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)
Contributed by: Jordan
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Contributed by: Zaady
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Source: on Calvin Coolidge
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
On President Theodore Roosevelt; in "Celebrity Register," by Cleveland Amory and Earl Blackwell, 1963. My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
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