A. Whitney Brown

A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on dragons, st patrick, ireland, saints, food chain, lonely, and hero

Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Patrick made a name for himself by running the snakes out of Ireland, leaving the place vulnerable to rodent infestation. This business of making saints out of men who exterminate their fellow creatures has got to stop. All I'm saying is, it's starting to get a little lonely up here at the top of the food chain.

A. Whitney Brown

Source: The Big Picture

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A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on death and time

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Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

A. Whitney Brown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on failure, grace, humor, and laughter

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on animals, love, and plants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on individuality and people

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

A. Whitney Brown

Source: The Big Picture

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by A. Whitney Brown on lawyers

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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

A. Whitney Brown

Contributed by: Zaady

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