Bores can be divided into two classes: those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
A. A. Milne
Contributed by: Zaady
Brains first and then Hard Work.
Source: Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book
It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
Source: Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book
There was once an old sailor my grandfather knew, Who had so many things which he wanted to do That, whenever he thought it was time to begin, He couldn't because of the state he was in.
Source: Now We are Six, The Old Sailor
It's so much more friendly with two.
A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
Source: Pooh's Little Instruction Book
It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.
Source: closing lines of Winnie-the-Pooh
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
Come, come, come. Without a monster or two it's not a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about.
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